"ME FIRST"
a common affliction among Singaporeans. if they must get something they must get it before anyone else. getting on the half empty bus before the pregnant lady in front of you is a must. so is making sure u get the best grades even if u dunno crap by studying the student guide and doing exactly as what the criteria says. if u dun get an "A" question the lecturer and demand a better grade cos u followed the criteria. it's always "ME""THE GIMME GIMME's"
for these people all relationships are about giving. what can they give me? thats the first question in the minds of these people. anything and everything revolves around what they gain no matter what the consequence. also known as "my butt is never on the line syndrome". these kind are only known to give themselves if the giving will give them something i.e sex, publicity - which they also gain from. if they stand to lose something from their actions it will suddenly not be their fault.
in the land known to many as the tiny red dot on the map, Singa - oh so lovely - pura, u are greeted by nice people. these people actually juz want things to be great for themselves but bcos the men in white say we have to be gracious and kind and all that kinda shit so that we conform to the western imperialistic views that all asians are yellow-skinned have slit eyes and will serve u on a whim, they will go out on a limb to make sure anyone who does not look local, correction - who looks like he comes from the land of the colonial lords or the only existing "superpower"or any european state, gets served first whilst anyone else gets treated like crap especially if u form only 15 % of the population.
it doesnt get any better when u are confronted with people who treat u like 17th century slaves in Missisipi (if thats how u spell the fucking thing) when you work in the service line and expect u to be happy with it. fuck you...juz bcos u go to fancy restaurants and hook up with loose young pussies who dread the sex but love the money too much, dun mean u got anything...it juz means ur too ugly to have a real life u soulless rat of a makhluk.
in this pretty state...the saying, "Those who can't do...teach" really runs through. i have another saying. "Those who dun know what the fuck they are talking about and find themselves out of depth in the industry can also teach". this again boils down to the "me first" syndrome. you want to make a name for yourself so you use those with no choices to fulfill ur goal. along the way the ball-lickers earn ur trust despite the fact that they dunno how to do shit and the cycle goes on. these ball-lickers end up going out to work, cant take the heat, end up teaching shit to the next generation of the hopeless and develop a new generation of scrotum-scrubbers.
the me first generation. the generation our country's future depends on. the people up there wont be complaining...they were the pioneers of this style of living. everything for urself. the world doesnt revolve around the sun. thats a practical joke ur teachers in sch played on u. u are the reason everybody else is put on this lousy world for.
SO DON'T:
- bother turning up for that group meeting cos he's gonna do it himself anyway.
- bother telling him why the fuck u told him to fuck off and fucking treat him like shit because you were fucking depressed <--if YOU are depressed its ok to take things out on other people or even when u're not...cos u are the sun remember.
- bother at all about anything
i mean thats the way it should be rite? i scratch ur back, u chill out. when i'm itchy u go find someone else to scratch ur back. when u feel the sudden need to be pious u throw him out in search of an ustaz boyfriend. when u need help, thats when he matters. being a complete asshole is cool...if its for ur benefit. but at the same time u muz make it look like the total opposite.
i mean u cant have anyone think u are a self-centred, selfish, greedy, me first and a gimme gimme rite? cos its bad for YOUR image. rite?
